Something is BLOWING in the wind

I get into work this morning and realize I have to go to the washroom (#1) I sit and all of a sudden I feel something blowing on my "privates". It is blowing the whole time I am peeing. And it is icy cold. I'll I think (I think I actually said this out loud) "omg is there a rat in the toilot blowing on me". I finish and jump up all freaked out. Look down and there was no water in the toilot. It was air from the pipes coming up and blowing on me. THANK GOD. For those who know me, know that this was a dramatic moment in the washroom.

which shoe goes on which foot

I have a bad habit (or good to me) of taking my shoes of at work while under my desk. Just went to go to the printer and couldn't get my shoe on. Looked down and was trying to put the left shoe on the right foot. AND ITS ONLY MONDAY.
Started "Jillian Michaels - 30 day shread" It says I should loose 20 lbs in 30 days. I tell you, the first 4 minutes were a breeze. The next 16 minutes were pure hell. I kept saying I hate you Jillian. But after the 20 minute work out I felt good. Only have one pulled muscle in my shoulder - which is good for me. Back at it again tonight - I am thinking I should have lost 3/4 of a lb last night.